February 2012
1 post
December 2011
5 posts
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New Name, New Start to the blog.
So, now that i’m in uni, gonna try to start again with blogging, some ENGINEERING STUFF YEAH. WATERLOO WAT WAT
May 2011
3 posts
I’m sure Jesus would have loved fruit ninja, he was a carpenter, he cuts...
– Miga Kim
April 2011
1 post
IM BACK
yay!
March 2011
2 posts
reconnection
You know those times when you know someone really well, then you part, then all of the sudden, you find each other again. I just had one of those moments today. Today i hung out for hours with 3 of my best friends and today was the day we reconnected, what was hours seemed like minutes, i didn’t want to leave.
We sat and reminisced on the days we used to go on wild adventures everyday; did...
To the grade 11s who practice lent
I think tumblr is a good choice.
February 2011
4 posts
I'm so gee
My name is Andrew
I’m the big man around here
I climb my way to the top by knocking off my competition
Fear me
Pcs out
January 2011
9 posts
This year JULY has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
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MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
MORE MONEY FOR MY TATTOO, BITCHES
My birthday will be at first Sunday!
the gifs!
OMG MONEY, YES PLZ
MY JULY BIRTHDAY IS ON A FRIDAYY
damn paranoia
okay i’m...
누나 사랑채
December 2010
8 posts
Black Swan
mind trip. watch it.
O.M.G.
THERE is a GRAPHING app on the mac. thats built it. OMG. GRAPHS. it graphs DIFFERENTIALS TOOOOO WoootWOOT
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November 2010
7 posts
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sin(25pi/36)
may this be the death of me.
October 2010
8 posts
canadians
jaelau:
is it true that the itunes giftcard now works on the app store?!?!
yeah, :)
And...
today is a day unlike any other. Words can’t contain what I’m feeling.
Chemistry!!!
September 2010
10 posts
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn't answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.
Perceptions
This is my 1st english assignment lol, supposed to say something about truth. here it is. What a nice sunday afternoon. All ideas spoken about the objective subject of truth should be made valid. Some viewed truths as absolute, a guideline set by personal morals, cultural standards and traditional practices; others perceived it as relative, a comparison of what is not true, a thought evoked by...